MR JOB AND THE STORY ABOUT “THE NET”, WWW ??

“MR JOB and the story about “THE NET”, WWW ??”

MR JOB and the “DUDE” was back together again and this time they were discussing the internet. The “DUDE” asked the “JOBBER”, dear JOB you have been working in many of these IT Companies, can you tell me about this internet what does the WWW stand for. I believe it is something like.

“WORLD WIDE WEB” JOB replied but I do not know who invented that
expression.

Actually JOB continued I Invented my own
and I think it sounds better, it goes like
this;

WONDERFUL WEIRD WILDERNESS

Can you see it JOB said, it is “WONDERFUL”
because you can find actually almost everything in there including “garbage”, it
is “WEIRD” because many of the things you find in there are pretty WEIRD either
in text, picture or movies or anything like that. Again that is why it is like a
jungle or a “WILDERNESS” because it has so much information that you could get a little confused….!!!

The friend was laughing like H…!! You are quite funny JOB but I must tell you I think it is a good interpretation you have there and I just have one comment for
you…!!

I think you are a little “WEIRD” too dear JOB.

JOB answered, yeeah my friend you are probably right about that but then again many people are………!!!

Yes the friend said but you just
might be “ABOVE AVERAGE”……..!!

JOB did not want to start a discussion with “THE DUDE” so he just said, I agree my friend in your conclusion..!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MR JOB and the “QUOTATION – KNOW THE NET”

MR JOB and the quotation – “KNOW the NET”

Again, actually this morning MR JOB was having the conversation with the old friend also called “the DUDE”.

The friend asked MR JOB, dear JOB through the years you have
been speaking a lot about “THE NET”, what “NET” are you talking about JOB, the
DUDE asked ??

MR JOB said, sorry my friend you do not remember quite well what I told
you !! The friend said, right JOB but let me here the story
anyway…!!

What I said for you my friend was the following “Quotation”, I
said “KNOW THE NET”…!!!

What “NET” are you talking about dear JOB, is it
a fishing “NET”….he he he…!

No dear PAL I was talking about the internet. OKAY the DUDE said, what is
it about this internet….!!

Well JOB said it has been around for a “while” and today it is used for
getting information about almost anything as well as doing business and
communicating with friends, family, business partners, customers,
contacts…etc…etc.

OKAY JOB the DUDE said but come to the “Quotation” -
“KNOW THE NET”, almost everybody can use the internet that is quite easy, yes
indeed JOB replied and continued actually my daughter have had a computer since
she was 6 and now she is 8 years old and probably better with computers that I
am, anyway that is not the POINT in this story…!!

What is the point, the
“DUDE” said I am getting a little tired of your long stories………….!!

Okay JOB said and got to the point; I used to work 3 years for this fantastic
American Computer Company. The Company was selling PC´s and afterwards servers
and many other products and it was started and owned by one American guy. He
started it when he was quite young and succeed very well in this business and
one of the most important elements in his SUCCES was “THE NET and I a mean of
course “THE INTERNET”.

As you know my friend many companies in different
areas or industries are doing their business on the Internet today and are doing
quite well !!

OKAY the “DUDE” said what is your point, dear JOB about all
this. No point except from the guy I told you about had this slogan and he was
saying it for everybody in the Company “KNOW THE NET”…, OK JOB why did you stop working there…!!

I got sick and could not work for a time JOB said so I had to stop, but I
got a “present”.

What present JOB the friend asked, nothing much JOB said
I got a “BALLPOINT” !!??

That was not much to give JOB the DUDE said;
Maybe not JOB said but that is common knowledge that if you only work for a
Company a couple of years you get the Ballpoint (and you know I have a big
collection) in retirement present, but if you work there for your entire life,
that is different.

What do you get then JOB the DUDE asked? You get a watch, probably one in
GOLD. At least my father got one in GOLD and he worked in the Bank for 40
years…..!!

Forget about my story JOB said to the Dude, actually I was making good
sales results there for some years and rewarded with sales presents and many
other things when I worked in this Company and I do have a deep respect for a
GUY that can build a Company like that…!

OK JOB the DUDE said…I am tired and will go home, do that my friend and
have nice Journey…!

 

 

 

 

 

 

ACHIEVERS CLUB

“Achievers Club”

In the old days, MR JOB used to be a highly distinguished member of Achievers Club, anyway the Club was only for Sales people and that is past history for MR JOB.

MR JOB have however established his own “Achievers Club”, the Club only holds a handful of members and actually just some ordinary, nice people from the neighbourhood.

Just fun…this Club is pure fantasy,…but keep in mind that the real achievers on Planet Earth are the people that makes a difference in terms of helping other people, people that are acting nice, friendly and people that show humanity.

At least that’s MR JOB´s opinion about Achievers Club….any comments ??

 

“The Ball Point Story”

“The Ball Point Story”

A couple of guys were having a discussion about Ball Point´s. One guy said to the other; My Ballpoint does almost never work I am considering changing to a Pencil. The other guy said; good idea, it´s made of natural material, wood, but you know if you make that choice you will always need to carry a pencil sharpener !! Oh shit the first guy says…I guess I better stick to the Ball Point….

MR JOB thought carefully about this, he owns himself several ballpoints, some of them indeed in nice boxes !! YEAH sure this guy can definitely borrow one of mine, it might be old but is in a good working condition !!

And in addition MR.JOB was thinking, it´s a difficult choice, maybe he should ask the Oracle !!

Below is some pictures of MR JOB´s Ball Points !!

 

 

 

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“THE COMPUTER”

“THE COMPUTER”

Actually MR JOB thinks there is the same components and the same layout, basics, configuration etc. in any computer, only the brand is different.

MR JOB has worked for many computer companies, right now he own a simple computer laptop and it´s working perfect. MR JOB will not tell the brand name of his computer but he can tell you that it is an Absolutely Configured, Excellent and Reliable computer he has…………..!!!

Anyway  “Computers is like woman, to begin with they cost a fortune and are very fast
and good working, in the end you need to trash them or get the penny it is
worth”.

Sorry, MR JOB have the deepest respect for Computers, Computer Companies as well as WOMAN. Anyway the joke is bad and we should respect both and primarily Woman, the best he ever come across was his mother but anyway, just like my favourite song with John Lennon “WOMAN” !!

Anyway, just another bad joke from MR JOB, and if
you don´t like woman, buy a mainframe…there should be enough in there to get you
occupied…!!!

 

MR JOB´s IBM JOKE

THE IBM ”JOKE”
First JOB must say that he have the deepest respect for IBM. A great American Company, however he tell the joke anyway, it goes like this……………

IBM “IDIOTIC BUSINESS MONKEYS”

It must of course be because they had a director in the sixties who predicted that there would be room for only 2 computers on the planet Earth, and I added , Where applicable, you sit behind the one and I am behind the other .. he he
he

 

 

 

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